So I’m up in Portland doing my thang. Work work work followed by a visit to the famous Voodoo Donuts AMAZING – they have entire vegan shelf (only important to me for the dairy free aspect). They also serve a sizeable cock and balls donut. Which I thought looked just as that, yet my disbelieving colleague innocently thought it could not be so and therefore in total politeness asked them to explain what it really was, to which they said ‘it’s a cock and balls with a cream filling’. So she bought it.
On a notable food front we also luncheoned (pretty sure I made that word up) at the Whiskey Kitchen in Portland where I had a smokehouse sandwich that contained enough meat to put me in an early grave – worth a visit if you’re around though!
Aside from that the only notable activity took place a few moments ago in the bathroom. Here in the Marriot their cleanliness standards are tip top. I can vouch for this having walked head first into the glass wall of the shower not realising the glass was even there it was so clean. Super stuff Marriot I shall suitably write you up for that as soon as my black eye dies down and I can see properly.
For those wondering – I dictated this post to my second self who was uninjured in the event.